valramorghulis:

(✿◠‿◠)

mariogoetze:

i can’t

iiivixxi:

A baby in the family is born

Everyone: Congratulations!!!

Me: Congratulations!!! What time?

sweetcheeksaremadeofthese:

at a job interview

“So tell us a bit about yourself”

2 hours later:

annesneville:

mary/bash + (✿♥◠‿◠)

blindwitch:

every song that doesn’t scream “party” shouldn’t be allowed on eurovision

i-n-blossom:

Me @ half of the eurovision contestants

Originally posted by seekingsublet

myfavoritebisexual:

haz31nut:

petermaximoff:

every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

Hawkeye: my Super Special Superhero Name is Hawkeye

Every Avenger: good to see you, Clint

Dr Strange: Hello, I’m Dr Strange

Someone: Okay but what’s your real name?

Dr Strange: *sighs*

notxgonnaxhappenxdude:

And the Europeans said unto them, let there be singing, let there be questionable outfit choices, let there be unexplained props and unnecessary dancing… Let there be Eurovision.

- Ancient Eurovision Proverb

morganalefays:

me during eurovision semi-finals: roots for the songs with the best meme potential